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Windows 7: Quote of the Day - 2

16 Apr 2011   #1021
A Guy

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
~Rodney Dangerfield

A Guy




I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.


I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.


Rodney D.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.

~Rodney Dangerfield

A Guy
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17 Apr 2011   #1022
Irene

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender"
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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17 Apr 2011   #1023
rbeldua

MS Windows 8
 
 

“He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever”


Chinese Proverb
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17 Apr 2011   #1024
alfred01

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
 
 

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.


Johnny Carson
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17 Apr 2011   #1025
alfred01

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
 
 

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
~Rodney Dangerfield

A Guy




I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.


I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.




Rodney D.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.

~Rodney Dangerfield

A Guy
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Irene View Post
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender"
~ Rodney Dangerfield

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17 Apr 2011   #1026
DreemWarrior

Windows 7 ultimate X64
 
 

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby
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17 Apr 2011   #1027
alfred01

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by DreemWarrior View Post
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby
Good 1.....


Now I know I've used this one before but I think it deserves repeating:

I don't have a drinking problem. It's when I stop drinking I have a problem.

Dean Martin
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17 Apr 2011   #1028
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
~Christopher Marlowe

A Guy
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18 Apr 2011   #1029
rbeldua

MS Windows 8
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by DreemWarrior View Post
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby

lmao....thats true though.. nice one!

"they say if others can do it, so can you...so let them do it"
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18 Apr 2011   #1030
StalkeR

Windows 10 Pro x64
 
 

Love is a better teacher than duty.
Albert Einstein
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