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  1. Posts : 53,666
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1021

    alfred01 said:
    A Guy said:
    I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
    ~Rodney Dangerfield

    A Guy




    I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.


    I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.


    Rodney D.
    I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

    My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.

    ~Rodney Dangerfield

    A Guy
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  2. Posts : 3,012
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1022

    "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender"
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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  3. Posts : 1,794
    MS Windows 8
       #1023

    “He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever”


    Chinese Proverb
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  4. Posts : 1,573
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
       #1024

    I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.


    Johnny Carson
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  5. Posts : 1,573
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
       #1025

    A Guy said:
    alfred01 said:
    A Guy said:
    I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
    ~Rodney Dangerfield

    A Guy




    I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.


    I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.




    Rodney D.
    I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

    My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.

    ~Rodney Dangerfield

    A Guy
    Irene said:
    "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender"
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield

      My Computer


  6. Posts : 589
    Windows 7 ultimate X64
       #1026

    Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby
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  7. Posts : 1,573
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
       #1027

    DreemWarrior said:
    Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby
    Good 1.....


    Now I know I've used this one before but I think it deserves repeating:

    I don't have a drinking problem. It's when I stop drinking I have a problem.

    Dean Martin
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  8. Posts : 53,666
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1028

    Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
    ~Christopher Marlowe

    A Guy
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  9. Posts : 1,794
    MS Windows 8
       #1029

    DreemWarrior said:
    Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby

    lmao....thats true though.. nice one!

    "they say if others can do it, so can you...so let them do it"
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  10. Posts : 8,679
    Windows 10 Pro x64
       #1030

    Love is a better teacher than duty.
    Albert Einstein
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