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  1. Posts : 53,666
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1061

    Irene said:
    "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
    ~ Stephen Wright
    YouTube - Buttered Cat Paradox

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  2. Posts : 3,012
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1062

    A Guy said:
    Irene said:
    "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
    ~ Stephen Wright
    YouTube - Buttered Cat Paradox
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    "I love to do the things the censors won't pass."
    ~ Marilyn Munroe
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  3. Posts : 8,679
    Windows 10 Pro x64
       #1063

    The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
    Robert Byrne
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  4. Posts : 1,573
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
       #1064

    Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.

    Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  5. Posts : 53,666
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1065

    Life without a friend is death without a witness.
    ~Spanish Proverbs

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  6. Posts : 3,012
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1066

    "Time is free, but it's priceless.
    You can't own it, but you can use it.
    You can't keep it, but you can spend it.
    Once you've lost it you can never get it back"
    ~ Harvey MacKay
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  7. Posts : 7,781
    Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
       #1067

    If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck
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  8. Posts : 1,573
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
       #1068

    I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

    Jeff Foxworthy

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  9. Posts : 53,666
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1069

    The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.
    ~Voltaire

    A Guy
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  10. Posts : 589
    Windows 7 ultimate X64
       #1070

    It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
    George Burns
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