Quote of the Day - 2

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

--Sam Levenson--

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.
William Feather

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there
Will Rogers

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
~Sam Kinison

A Guy

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

~ Mae West

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

You have one mouth and two ears for a reason. You learn more by listening than speaking.
Layback Bear

A society that will trade a little liberty for a little order will lose both, and deserve neither
~Thomas Jefferson

A Guy

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

--Robert McCloskey--

rbeldua , now I'm really confused. I normally don't get this confused until about 10:00 in the morning.