Quote of the Day - 2

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
~Unknown

A Guy

The past is really almost as much a work of the imagination as the future.
Jessamyn West

I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a Radical to remove all that is bad. I seek to preserve property and to respect order, and I equally decry the appeal to the passions of the many or the prejudices of the few.
~Benjamin Disraeli

A Guy

Calmness is the cradle of power.
J. G. Holland

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
~Herm Albright

A Guy

In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks!

The Howling Wolves said:

In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks!

Can we get a plus 10000000000000000 for that.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Mark Twain

One may survive distress, but not disgrace.
~Scottish Proverb

A Guy