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Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Aristotle
{Jan & I}
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Aristotle
{Jan & I}
I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.
~Harriet Tubman
A Guy
This is what I learned: that everybody is talented, original and has something important to say.
Brenda Ueland
Visit your aunt, but not every day of the year.
SPANISH PROVERB :)
Jack: Lemon, do you know what the kidney does?
Liz: Of course. I was a kidney in my 5th grade school play. [Singing] Oh I’m a kidney. … … The other kidney is singing now.
--From 30 Rock, "Kidney Now"
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
~Muhammad Ali
A Guy
"Labradors / dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."
Sigmund Freud
{K&J}
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
Charles Caleb Colton
"Next on MythBusters, extreme plumbing!"
-- Kari, Viewer Sequel Threequel
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.
~George Carlin
A Guy