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  1. Posts : 53,663
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1831

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.
    ~George Carlin

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  2. JMH
    Posts : 7,952
    Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit. SP1.
       #1832

    “The source of all life and knowledge is in man and woman,
    and the source of all living is in the interchange and the meeting and mingling of these two: man-life and woman-life, man-knowledge and woman-knowledge, man-being and woman-being.”

    D.H. Lawrence


    {J & K}

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  3. Posts : 24,479
    Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
       #1833

    Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
    Mark Twain
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  4. Posts : 8,679
    Windows 10 Pro x64
       #1834

    As knowledge increases, wonder deepens.
    Charles Morgan
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  5. Posts : 28,845
    Win 8 Release candidate 8400
       #1835

    It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important


    Soren Kierkegaard




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  6. Posts : 8,398
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64/Windows 8 Consumer Preview x64/Ubuntu 11.04
       #1836

    The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
    Voltaire
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  7. Posts : 5,092
    Windows 7 32 bit
       #1837

    "Before I speak, I have something important to say."
    - Groucho Marx
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  8. Posts : 53,663
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1838

    The IRS is auditing the NRA. I haven't had this much trouble picking sides since the Iran-Iraq war.
    ~Bill Maher

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  9. Posts : 1,777
    MS Windows 7 Home Premium SP1 64-bit (Family Pack Lic.) Upgrade
       #1839

    One to live by:

    "Every moment that passes is gone forever" - <unknown>
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  10. Posts : 1,777
    MS Windows 7 Home Premium SP1 64-bit (Family Pack Lic.) Upgrade
       #1840

    "Better is the enemy of Good" - <an anonomus neruosurgeon>
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