Quote of the Day - 2

"Never Stop to Begin, and Never Begin to Stop" - (I never stopped to get the authors id)

tolerance is good...but not with the intolerant - <Wilhelm Busch>

"Warning: May cause drowsiness, alcohol may increase the effects. - Translation: This medication has no effect unless first activated by alcohol" - (hmmm..)

I always smile when I see packets of assorted nuts and raisins in the supermarket with the following printed on each packet:

Warning. This product may contain nuts.

Has the world gone insane?

yep, ive read that too, and I'll even ONE UP ya' - i read one bag of nuts...yes, repeated ONLY NUTS which warned (thankfully) that: "these nuts may have been processed by equipment or machinery that has been used to process nuts or nut containing products in the past"!

I wish I could have framed it or blown it up to standup cardboard cutout size and hang it up!

Mike

Veering off course a little, I'm always reminded of the Irishman who went to see his doctor about his badly scalded feet.

"Good Lord," exclaimed his doctor, "whatever caused this?"

"It was the tin of baked beans." came the reply.

"Baked beans? How?"

"Well," said Paddy, "I read the instructions, which said: Pierce tin and stand in boiling water."

"Later Days, Willie Mays!"

“What is uttered from the heart alone, Will win the hearts of others to your own"

“If I accept you as you are, I will make you worse; however if I treat you as though you are what you are capable of becoming, I help you become that"


Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


{Jan & I}