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God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
~Franz Kafka
A Guy
It's not how fast you can go that counts, it's how fast you can stop.
Our local traffic cop after I had been booked for speeding :)
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
~Joseph Roux
A Guy
He who finds a thought that enables him to obtain a slightly deeper glimpse into the eternal secrets of nature has been given great grace.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
[J & K}
"The secret government Eggo project."
Crow - Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie