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All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
Chinese Fortune Cookie for Today
Work is like taking a sledge across the Arctic... Only the lead dog has a pleasant view.
~unknown
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
~Dave Barry
A Guy
If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal.
- John Lennon
Eric Cartman (South Park)It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation
If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. ~Noam Chomsky
We should be careful and discriminating in all the advice we give. We should be especially careful in giving advice that we would not think of following ourselves. Most of all, we ought to avoid giving counsel which we don't follow when it damages those who take us at our word.
- Adlai Stevenson