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How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
~Nigel Rees
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
--Gelett Burgess
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha
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Have you ever noticed.... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?~ George Carlin
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
~George Carlin
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"My idea of our civilization is that it is a shoddy, poor thing and full of cruelties, vanities, arrogances, meannesses and hypocrisies" - Mark Twain