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Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
~ Colin Sautar
Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.
~ Gabriel Marquez
I wish the government would not make announcements on April 1st. It's already hard enough believing what goes on. - twitter
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein
Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
~Yiddish Proverb
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“Better to keep your mouth shut & appear stupid than to open it & remove all doubt!”
M. Twain
No nation ought to be allowed to enter into a war until it's paid for the last one.
~Will Rogers
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