Quote of the Day - 2

Irene said:

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

~ Stephen Wright

YouTube - Buttered Cat Paradox

A Guy

A Guy said:

Irene said:

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

~ Stephen Wright

YouTube - Buttered Cat Paradox

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~ Marilyn Munroe

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Robert Byrne

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~Spanish Proverbs

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George Burns