Bring health and vigor back to you aging possum


  1. karlsnooks
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    Bring health and vigor back to you aging possum


    I enjoyed this which I found thru Windows Secrets.

    Has your older opossum lost some of its spring? Does he or she suffer from stiffness and reduced flexibility?

    In this informative video, we learn the basic techniques for proper opossum massage, including such advanced arts as shiatsu pressure points and chakra realignment. We must note that only properly trained opossum massage therapists should attempt this, so please do not try this on your local wildlife.

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  3. Lemur
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    What about proper lemur massage? Although I don't want her touching me after she's been handling possums.
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  4. Anak
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    Good one Karl . I saw that earlier today in Secrets.
    Now, if I can only convince the DW to have this masseuse to come an work on me.
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  6. karlsnooks
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    Lemur said:
    What about proper lemur massage? Although I don't want her touching me after she's been handling possums.
    And how do you think the opossums would feel about being touched by her after handling Herr Lemur.
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  7. Airbot
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    Enough with the gabbing lady...Get To The Possum Massaging!!!

    Let me know when they have a proper Ferret massaging video.
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  8. Lemur
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    Airbot said:
    Enough with the gabbing lady...Get To The Possum Massaging!!!

    Let me know when they have a proper Ferret massaging video.
    Super Mods can be so demanding.

    Here you go:

    YouTube - Ferret massage
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  10. Airbot
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    Hmm, that doesn't look very proper and official. I guess it'll do though.
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