Windows 7 Forums
Welcome to Windows 7 Forums. Our forum is dedicated to helping you find support and solutions for any problems regarding your Windows 7 PC be it Dell, HP, Acer, Asus or a custom build. We also provide an extensive Windows 7 tutorial section that covers a wide range of tips and tricks.

Windows 7: Puns to brighten your day

05 Oct 2010   #1

Win7 Pro-64 Bit
Puns to brighten your day

Some may amuse.......although some you have heard.

*A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.*

*Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.*

*Practice safe eating - always use condiments.*

*Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.*

*A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.*

*A hangover is the wrath of grapes.*

*Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.*

*Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?*

*Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.*

*Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.*

*When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.*

*A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.*

*What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)*

*Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.*

*In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.*

*She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.*

*A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.*

*If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.*

*With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.*

*The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.*

*You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.*

*Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.*

*Every calendar's days are numbered.*

*A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.*

*A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.*

*He had a photographic memory that was never developed.*

*A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at

*Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.*

*Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.*

*Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.*

*Acupuncture is a jab well done.*
My System SpecsSystem Spec
05 Oct 2010   #2

windows 7 Ultimate x86

Nice 1....
My System SpecsSystem Spec
06 Oct 2010   #3

7 all the way!

how about this site though Puns, Puns, Puns! So Much Pun in Pictures
My System SpecsSystem Spec

06 Oct 2010   #4

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 Steve Ballmer Signature (jealous???)

"I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

"Hospitality is treating people like they are at home, even when you wish they were."
My System SpecsSystem Spec

Thread Tools

Similar help and support threads
Thread Forum
Tech Puns
Puns about Technology (Programmers) :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: Bill Gates took advantage of his Windows of opportunity Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded. When your internet provider goes bankrupt it's a 'net loss. The computer bug got caught in a spider...
Chillout Room

Our Sites

Site Links

About Us

Find Us

Windows 7 Forums is an independent web site and has not been authorized, sponsored, or otherwise approved by Microsoft Corporation. "Windows 7" and related materials are trademarks of Microsoft Corp.

Designer Media Ltd

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 16:57.
Twitter Facebook Google+ Seven Forums iOS App Seven Forums Android App