Guy Posts 'I Just Robbed a Jewelry Store' on 4chan,With Pics For Proof

Kari said:

Pusspa said:

Prisoner said:

...I read a thread where a man was discussing how to properly dispose of a dead corpse.

There are live corpses?

Yeah. My ex-wife number 2 is one good example...

I...um....You just won at something. I don't know what, but you definitely win.

Here is your trophy:

Petey7 said:

I...um....You just won at something. I don't know what, but you definitely win.

Here is your trophy:

I thank you, nice trophy.

But I was serious when mentioning her. You know the type? Not a blink of an eye, not one single movement. Cold. "How much longer you need? Hurry up!"

smarteyeball said:

*sigh* I miss the days when 4chan wasn't in the news every 5mins. It's too mainstream now.

This idiot will get caught.

That would be a bonus, but if that asshole has even a passing appreciation of history he'd have made sure the .jpg didn't have any incriminating exif data, taken the pic carefully so as not not give away any geographical clues (can you tell anything from the rings?), posted from behind 7 proxies, etc. It's not hard to not get caught either.

Love the story about the crook who got stuck behind a door which opened the other way, though. Or the one who stopped for a snack and a nap, and was woken up the next morning by a police officer. Classic.

smarteyeball said:

Prisoner said:

I read a thread where a man was discussing how to properly dispose of a dead corpse. The awkward thing was that all of it made perfectly logical sense.

Grain of salt mate. Grain of salt.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

From the top of /b/. Says it all.

These guys really exist, I mean people with with IQ so low it's impossible to measure. This from today's papers here in Germany:
Suspect boasted of teen murder on Facebook

people get caught doing stupid stuff by posting online all the time... i hope that guy gets caught