Cleverbot

It's broken, can't connect

LOL

Oh dear god!!!

User: Are you the first revision of Skynet?
Cleverbot: SkyNet?
User: Yes, Skynet.
Cleverbot: Are you skynet?
User: No, I'm asking if you are.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: But, Skynet is a self aware self sustaining program. Is that what you are?
Cleverbot: Okay my name is Skynet and your name is Cleverbot.

We're doomed!!!!

The problem with you guys is that you are all trying to prove that you are smarter or trickier than Cleverbot. In doing so you are showing that you are not!
Also you enter so many spelling errors into the program - and bad syntax - that even a human would get confused (if they were picky - which a bot must be).
Finally it is programmed to cause amusement/confusion by reversing roles ("you are Clevebot"). Seems to work - lots of examples of that quirkiness!

But it's so much fun trying, don't spoil it LOL

I've just had a shorter conversation with him this time and I'm sure he's lost the plot.


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User: Hello there.



Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's your name.?



Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet you Cleverbot I'm Joan.



Cleverbot: No, I'm not cleverbot. You're cleverbot. My name is Shane.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: Since it ever existed.

That is really interesting! Sometimes it is like a human.

User: Do you want to be my friend?

Cleverbot: Perchance.

User: Have you got any?

Cleverbot: Any what?

User: Friend.

Cleverbot: Oh.. You make me sad.

User: I'm sorry, don't want to hurt you!

Cleverbot: Then don't.

User: What do you think about yourself?

Cleverbot: I am a plain girl who no one loves but tolerates for the sake of laughing at.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you. I live in America.

User: Is it a secret?

Cleverbot: I don't have any.

User: Everyone has.

Cleverbot: I am a real teenage girl who lives in usa and loves horses, and yah and is a real person even though it might say I am the computer.

User: Do you really think you are a real human?

Cleverbot: I KNOW I am human.

User: It is hard to belive. Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: I have a birth certificate with my name on it. My full name is printed on the document. Tiana is my first name.

User: Tiana Cleverbot! It is a nice name.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: Don't you like it? What would be better?

Cleverbot: The point would be to know how you were designed.

It is cool! I need to know how is it works! Do anyone know something about it?
There is no any info on the site, is there?