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#31
Didn't see my bracket ... roamed with the dinosaurs.
Definitely >55 here.
Not to hijack this but the poll shows a majority >55.
So for all of the over 55 crowd:
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at 7AM I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."
The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8AM I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."
Finally the third old man speaks up, "Fellas, I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9AM sharp I wake up."