Certain fish give off an electrical charge. You could tether a load of those in series and connect them to a laptop. Alternatively you could make giant hamster wheels out of bamboo and put indigenous species of rodent in them. Either way, you would need a fishing line, a rifle, a case of tinned tuna and several sliced loaves. These would keep you safe and fed until the Seven Forums helicopter arrived to rescue you.
If anyone is "Stranded", how the hell do they get to choose what to take??
And if you know in advance you are going to be stranded, don't worry about taking anything.
Just don't go there. Simple.
Unless it's with Kari's viagra and z3r010's 5 young ladies.
My husband, fishing nets, portable barbeque, a tent, and my dogs to keep us warm and out of harms way.
I think that young baby spinafex has a bright future in front of him.
Your man JohnWilliamsyums is
a space kadet and should be left out on one anyway, with no medication at all.
Now me if I knew I was going to be stranded I would just bring something small with me.
1 My Magnums
2 My Horse
3 My Tooth brush.
4 My Mint Sauce Aftershave
And finally something very small A Flock of lamb.
Five things? I can think of one that is better than five ... read on ...
One would assume the island is habitable, correct? Therefore, food sources would be available. Additionally, resources to build an abode would be available, as well.
The whole idea of being stranded lends itself to the wonderful freshness of leaving the world behind.
That being said, we all crave companionship and human interaction so, the one thing I would bring are all of the Seven Forum members!
It'd be a heckuva party!
I think I would just pick one or two guys from Windows Seven Forums to be stranded on an island with, I sure we could sort out food and stuff at some point ...
You think so? Think again: over hundred thousand computer geeks and nerds of various degree, stranded on an island, without any electric gadgets, computers, iPhones, Newegg, PC-Store, Coke, Twinkies, coffee and so on.
That island would be later named as Seven Island, because it would take approximately 7 minutes before the first murder...
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