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Windows 7: Country to Ban Farting!!

09 Feb 2011   #21
Sardonicus

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

I think they got it all wrong.
They should be banning fiber.
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10 Feb 2011   #22
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
**newsflash!!**

the malawi government have had a re-think: rather than banning it, they are considering making the citizens bottle it instead, so that they can sell the 'output' on the world market to raise some sorely needed income.

however, the opposition are against the proposal - they say the idea stinks.
**newsflash!! update!!**

Having considered it further, the Malawi government has abandoned the previous thought they had on the grounds of having distributed suitable containers (and in a sufficient quantity) amongst themselves and their immediate families that they would have insufficient containers for the rest of the population.
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10 Feb 2011   #23
Luckystar

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 RTM + SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by TVeblen View Post
There's gonna be a lot of Mawlawi dogs going to jail.

I always blame the dog!
I think they would have to get rid of almost all animals, including cows!!!!

Lucky
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10 Feb 2011   #24
Golden
Microsoft MVP

Windows 7 Ult. x64
 
 

Paaaaarrrppp excuse me...
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10 Feb 2011   #25
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Golden View Post
Paaaaarrrppp excuse me...


You are here by sentenced to the gas chamber!
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10 Feb 2011   #26
lorddenis

 

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10 Feb 2011   #27
Fayla

Windows 7 Professional 64 Bit SP1
 
 

lol, such a weird law to propose.
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10 Feb 2011   #28
alfred01

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Fantail View Post
Well there goes my camping plans..

Priceless!
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10 Feb 2011   #29
alfred01

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by lorddenis View Post
Priceless part II.
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10 Feb 2011   #30
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Now we have the scientific proof of the cause for the extinction of the dinosaur.
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