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Country to Ban Farting!!
I kid you not. Read this article for yourself.
And who exactly is to control and enforce this ridiculous piece of proposed legislation? What happens if s/he lets rip whilst performing this escential (deliberate spelling) job?
first... how they gonna detect the fart? will there be some kind of special force deployed there with fancy equipment that will detect this invisible devil coming outta somebody's.... well how ? it's not a bubble that come's out of everyone's back with a name of that person written over it...
They may need to look into enforcing this on animals and the fowl of the air too. Of course, these guys may just turd on your head, rather than fart in your face in protest.