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  1. Posts : 1,524
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64
       #1291

    I received an email today and thought it worth sharing here, enjoy

    Dear Mr. Cameron,

    Please find below 5 main suggestions for fixing the UK 's economy and some other relevant points..

    Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

    You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

    There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.

    Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

    1) They MUST retire.
    Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

    2) They MUST buy a new British car.
    Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

    3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
    Housing Crisis fixed

    4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
    Crime rate fixed

    It can't get any easier than that!

    Also while on the subject of improving the country..............………..
    Why not put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home??

    This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

    They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

    They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

    Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

    A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.

    They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

    They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.

    Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.

    Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

    Each senior could have a PC, a TV, radio and daily phone calls.

    There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

    On the other hand .....The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.

    Pooch
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  2. Posts : 12,177
    Windows 7 Ult x64 - SP1/ Windows 8 Pro x64
       #1292

    Great e-mail, I think he's just solved all the problems in many countries.

    It wasn't so hard to do...
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  3. Posts : 4,663
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
       #1293

    yeah. That's really neat pooch:)
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  4. Posts : 834
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 x64
       #1294

    Today my family and I are moving to our new house!
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  5. Posts : 8,398
    ultimate 64 sp1
       #1295

    good luck with the move!

    is your avatar the new house?
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  6. Posts : 1,524
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64
       #1296

    +1 Ihope you are all very happy in your new home
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  7. Posts : 2,298
    Windows 7 Professional x64 SP1 ; Windows Server 2012 R2 Standard
       #1297

    Today I made a Tutorial for those who have a Windows Live Skydrive - Please give me your views and if any what I could do to improve it

    Windows Live SkyDrive - Map Drive

    Josh
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  8. Posts : 53,363
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1298

    ionbasa said:
    Today my family and I are moving to our new house!
    Good luck on the move :)


    Shadowjk said:
    Today I made a Tutorial for those who have a Windows Live Skydrive - Please give me your views and if any what I could do to improve it

    Windows Live SkyDrive - Map Drive

    Josh
    I don't use it, but looks good Josh

    A Guy
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  9. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1299

    mickey megabyte said:
    good luck with the move!

    is your avatar the new house?
    Congrats on the New house.. I hope the move went great.. !!!
    So it's now time to enjoy it .
    :)
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  10. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1300

    Kari welcome back... I hope you're well on your way to the complete recovery,
    you mentioned in your new post.
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