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#81
or for those of us who actually speak german: (may not be entirely accurate, my german is a little rusty)
Kari: But you are just a child, Im older than you! I am 52 in two days (Happy birthday for Friday btw Kari)
Borg: My Uncle Dieter (think that's a name?) has sent me a birthday card:
The/your hair is always whiter,
and life is full of s**t
hold on!
I don't think that's quite right actually, but I refuse to use Google Translate on principle, I should know this.