Yesterday

ChuckR said:

Either you have to speak more clearly, enunciating properly,

or you friend needs a hearing aid. OOoopps: Audio-assist device....

(At least you had a 'clean' registry for a while... Sorry, couldn't resist.)

I was in the shower and she asked me from outside the door which I wanted her to run...

In my defense she has always been a "typical" blonde

Zidane24 said:

In my defense she has always been a "typical" blonde

Sounds like the Ultimate reinstall went quite well, then......

ChuckR said:

Sounds like the Ultimate reinstall went quite well, then......

I am re-reading my last post and I can see how that might have led to dirty incantations...

Zidane24 said:

I am re-reading my last post and I can see how that might have led to dirty incantations...

Dirty ?

In the shower ?

You do have soap there...

ChuckR said:

Dirty ?

In the shower ?

You do have soap there...

heh heh...yeah lets keep thinking that way

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Kari said:

meeting a neighbour at the pub.

His wife had today the 45th birthday. And what did he buy to his wife? A controversial book called (free translated) "An Obedient Wife; Key to the Happy Marriage"!

Made her not so happy, she took the car and went somewhere and now my neighbor is panicking, drinking vodka shots in the pub wondering should he start calling her friends and relatives.

So,
Why her unhappiness ?
Some women are very sensitive about their 45th birthday...
It says that they're not 39 anymore.

He should enjoy his vodka -- her 46th comes next year...
Then she won't be 38 anymore...
(No NRs, please!)

my brother never liked the idea of turning 30 so we used to say he was 29 plus 1 he liked it that way till he started calling himself 30 so the joke fell in lol

tw33k said:

I have 11 years up

Congrats mate!

A two and a half day SF marathon coming to its end, wife just called she's back home sometime close to midnight. for ending the marathon, for having wife back.

I'm absolutely shattered

Girlfriend & little man came home yesterday, first night with new addition. All good fun