Yesterday

Lee said:

Speaking of Microwaves and doing dumb/stupid things; had a girl friend (okay someone I knew) who had just hand washed her bra. Now she needed to dry it out (not a rocket scientist), so in the microwave it went—it was under wire bra. Take it from there. . . .

<------yay, i've hit the 800 mark

Lee said:

Speaking of Microwaves and doing dumb/stupid things; had a girl friend (okay someone I knew) who had just hand washed her bra. Now she needed to dry it out (not a rocket scientist), so in the microwave it went—it was under wire bra. Take it from there. . . .

That gives a whole new meaning to the term hot t...


/did he realy say that?

Bare Foot Kid said:

That gives a whole new meaning to the term hot t...

I don't get it...

What does 'hot tamale' have to do with a double-barreled slingshot ?

4:30 in the ******* morning! some ****tard just blew his motor up while hauling *** down the road (in a 30mph area) ..... AT 4:30 IN THE DAMN MORNING!

i can still hear it popping and clanking. serves him right, the jerk.
(i'd be mad if i had i been sleeping )

g'night folks. morning other folks.

(the "1 Day ago" stature of limitations, post)

today i learned something. chocolate skittles taste like chapstick. and they mix horribly with cofffee, and chicken/cheese.

today i learned something else. i have the diet of a kindergartner. for breakfast (6pm) i had a combo platter of Oreos, Doritos, sunny D, topped off with a menthol. (ok so an intercity kindergartner)

.....lol

Sassa said:

Today I passed an exam...

An exam for what?

zigzag3143 said:

his masters.

In what?

zigzag3143 said:

his masters.

Now he can be assimilated!!