Computer Haikus

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    Thread Starter
       #31

    I type on thy keys
    I look thee in thy square eye
    Thou hast bewitch'd me
      My Computer


  2. Posts : 8,398
    ultimate 64 sp1
       #32

    my dumb computer
    can't write haikus on its own -
    why would it want to?

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    bits, bytes, ones, zeroes
    are all it can understand
    but that is enough

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    binary logic
    components electronic
    make my pc tick

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    if my pc broke
    i would be most unhappy
    hope it don't happen

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    widescreen monitor
    res'lution 1080p
    equals full hd

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    mouse, keyboard, pc
    monitor and six speakers
    mean a lot to me
      My Computer


  3. Posts : 1,794
    MS Windows 8
       #33

    A crash reduces
    Your expensive computer
    To a simple stone.
      My Computer


  4. Posts : 7,538
    Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit
       #34

    We love them all now
    But just you wait and see when
    It goes wrong again
      My Computer


  5. Posts : 273
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #35

    Plug in my device
    Windows has found new hardware...
    ...Just not the driver
      My Computer


  6. Posts : 1,794
    MS Windows 8
       #36

    insert cd, reading.... pls. wait
    orb is circling...fatal error!
    get a hammer.
      My Computer


  7. Posts : 273
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #37

    I pass each level
    Then reach the end to find out
    The cake is a lie
      My Computer


  8. Posts : 1,794
    MS Windows 8
       #38

    windows is great.
    try restarting...
    let's call in the IT
      My Computer


  9. Posts : 8,398
    ultimate 64 sp1
       #39

    one mickey is the
    smallest movement of a mouse
    that can be measured.

    (ok maybe not a proper haiku, but an interesting little fact nonetheless)
      My Computer


  10. Posts : 1,794
    MS Windows 8
       #40

    mickey megabyte said:
    one mickey is the
    smallest movement of a mouse
    that can be measured.

    (ok maybe not a proper haiku, but an interesting little fact nonetheless)



    Minimize window
    maximize window
    blue screen!....where's the window?
      My Computer


 
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