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Windows 7: Computer Haikus

05 Jun 2011   #41

MS Windows 8

Rather than beep
Or a rude error message:
These words: "File Not Found".
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02 Aug 2011   #42

Old post 05/25/11

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by PallasAthene View Post
Want to write poetry about your computer(s) in haiku-form? Submit your computer haikus over here!
Here's mine (using the common 5-7-5 syllable pattern):

My computer hums
Through metal and plastic gums
Generating sums's a geek!
The gut reaction is EEK!
Further help I seek!

Makes me laugh (he-he!)
Geeks from sea to shining sea
And they can't help me!

And so for my sake
Many classes I will take.
Sanity at stake!!!
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22 Oct 2011   #43


Hot laptop keyboard
Could fry a few eggs on it
Along with bacon
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22 Oct 2011   #44

Windows 7 Professional SP1 32-bit

SSDs are fast

Harddisks are a thing of past

Windows is a blast.
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22 Oct 2011   #45


Windows - Mac - Linux.
So which OS is the best?
That's for you to test.
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22 Oct 2011   #46

Windows 7 Professional SP1 32-bit

"Press space bar to boot"

Too short the time it asks me,

Missed! The point is moot.
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23 Oct 2011   #47


At my laptop. Stuffed!!!!
I ate too much. Much too much.
Burp! Type. Burp! Type. Burp!

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23 Oct 2011   #48

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600

recycle ,recycle, recycle bin
some-place to put my errors in.
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