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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

10 May 2010   #1001
MattRainier

7 Ultimate x64, Vista Ultimate x64, 7 Pro x64, XP Pro x86, Linux Mint Nadia Cinnamon
 
 

HAHAHA wow smsff, I think I just broke something from laughing at that. XD
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10 May 2010   #1002
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smsff7 View Post
FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
That is excellent!
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10 May 2010   #1003
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smsff7 View Post
FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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10 May 2010   #1004
DocBrown

Win7 Enterprise, Win7 x86 (Ult 7600), Win7 x64 Ult 7600, TechNet RTM on AMD x64 (2.8Ghz)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by CarlTR6 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smsff7 View Post
FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he didn't end up like this chicken as a USB Flash Drive


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10 May 2010   #1005
Arc

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smsff7 and DocBrown .... wonderful
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11 May 2010   #1006
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by CarlTR6 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smsff7 View Post
FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he didn't end up like this chicken as a USB Flash Drive

Doc, you kill me.
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11 May 2010   #1007
steve-pressman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
 
 

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 500 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 500 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 500 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."




After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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11 May 2010   #1008
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by steve-pressman View Post
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 500 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 500 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 500 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."




After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
Really intelligent question ! Thats why gentlemen prefer blonds Their intelegence
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11 May 2010   #1009
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by steve-pressman View Post
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 500 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 500 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 500 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."




After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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11 May 2010   #1010
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

Guy walks into a pet shop and asks if he can buy a wasp.
The shopkeeper says "look pal, we got birds, fish, hamsters, lizards, rabbits but we don't sell wasps"
Guy says: "well, you got one in the window"
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