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  1. MattRainier
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       New #1001

    HAHAHA wow smsff, I think I just broke something from laughing at that. XD
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  3. noobvious
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       New #1002

    smsff7 said:
    FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    That is excellent!
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  4. CarlTR6
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       New #1003

    smsff7 said:
    FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
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  6. DocBrown
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       New #1004

    CarlTR6 said:
    smsff7 said:
    FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    So he didn't end up like this chicken as a USB Flash Drive
    Jokes Thread Attached Images Jokes Thread-rubber-chicken-usb-drive.jpg 
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  7. Arc
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       New #1005

    smsff7 and DocBrown .... wonderful
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  8. Bare Foot Kid
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       New #1006

    DocBrown said:
    CarlTR6 said:
    smsff7 said:
    FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    So he didn't end up like this chicken as a USB Flash Drive

    Doc, you kill me.
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  10. steve-pressman
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       New #1007

    On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 500 feet.

    The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 500 feet?"

    "That's a good question. When you get to 500 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."




    After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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  11. Arc
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       New #1008

    steve-pressman said:
    On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 500 feet.

    The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 500 feet?"

    "That's a good question. When you get to 500 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."




    After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
    Really intelligent question ! Thats why gentlemen prefer blonds Their intelegence
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  12. CarlTR6
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       New #1009

    steve-pressman said:
    On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 500 feet.

    The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 500 feet?"

    "That's a good question. When you get to 500 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."




    After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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  13. johnwillyums
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    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
       New #1010

    Guy walks into a pet shop and asks if he can buy a wasp.
    The shopkeeper says "look pal, we got birds, fish, hamsters, lizards, rabbits but we don't sell wasps"
    Guy says: "well, you got one in the window"
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