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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

19 May 2010   #1041
ryo

 
 

yah the cat is look nice..
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19 May 2010   #1042
Arc

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ryo View Post
yah the cat is look nice..
It would be better if it also had a gun
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19 May 2010   #1043
apollodominion

Windows 8 X64 M3 8102 / Windows 7 Ultimate X64
 
 

LOL
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19 May 2010   #1044
steve-pressman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
 
 

A Blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they Don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been Buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the Pharmacist..

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist Who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"
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19 May 2010   #1045
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by DocBrown View Post
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.

He replied, "She called Four Horses".

The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.


What does it mean?"
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The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It mean...



NAG, NAG,NAG, NAG!"



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19 May 2010   #1046
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

A Swedish guy walks into a pharmacy and asks for some deodorant.
The pharmacist says " Certainly Sir, would you like ball or aerosol?"
Swedish guy says "Neither, I want it for my armpits"

(you have to do this one out loud in an exaggerated Swedish accent)
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19 May 2010   #1047
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

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19 May 2010   #1048
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

A midget fortune teller escaped from prison....

She was a small medium at large.
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19 May 2010   #1049
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

hah. nice one
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19 May 2010   #1050
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your hands in a bison
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