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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

26 May 2010   #1111
Jonathan_King

Windows 7 Professional x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by alvin24 View Post
hi,guys,greeting,it's indeed a amazing thread I've ever seen by far in this forum, and I enjoy it so much so that I can't help posting my virgin comment in here.
Welcome to SF!
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26 May 2010   #1112
kucing13

 


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27 May 2010   #1113
garysgold

Vista Ult 64 bit Seven Ult RTM x64
 
 

Hello alvin,

Welcome to Seven Forums.

Gary
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27 May 2010   #1114
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

Did you hear about the flasher who thought about retiring?

He decided to stick it out for another year
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27 May 2010   #1115
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

Related Joke:

Did you hear about the baker who thought about quiting?

He couldn't because he kneaded the dough.
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27 May 2010   #1116
kucing13

 

Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"
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27 May 2010   #1117
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by alvin24 View Post
hi,guys,greeting,it's indeed a amazing thread I've ever seen by far in this forum, and I enjoy it so much so that I can't help posting my virgin comment in here.
Welcome to the forum, Alvin.
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27 May 2010   #1118
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by kucing13 View Post
Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"
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27 May 2010   #1119
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by alvin24 View Post
hi,guys,greeting,it's indeed a amazing thread I've ever seen by far in this forum, and I enjoy it so much so that I can't help posting my virgin comment in here.


Hello alvin24, welcome to Seven Forums; I've never had a cherry before.
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27 May 2010   #1120
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

I actually have a Christian computer joke......

Jesus and Satan were sitting around arguing about who was the best coder.

God appeared before them and said "I guess we'll have to decide this with a contest."

Two computers appeared before Jesus and Satan. God told them "You have 4 hours to write your code."

So Jesus and Satan began furiously coding. As the time went by, they both wrote lines and lines of code.

Suddenly, there was a flash in the sky and both computers went dead, then they rebooted. Several minutes later God yelled "STOP! Times up, lets see what you both have!"

Satan looked up and said "God, I have nothing...both our computers went dead and my code is gone."

God looked over at Jesus and said "And what do you have my son?"

Jesus hit the enter button and a beautiful screen saver came to life, filled with music and angels.

Satan's jaw dropped and he looked at the screen unbelieving. "HOW is this possible? We both lost power to our PC's"

God looked at Satan and chuckled as he said "Well, everyone knows...Jesus saves."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world, those that save their data and those that wish they had"
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