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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

03 Jun 2010   #1161
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
A Finnish website, but the joke is in English so you will understand it. An iPad ad...
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=71511


That's a good one.
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03 Jun 2010   #1162
arkhi

Windows 2000 5.0 Build 2195
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by wallyinnc View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
OMG, that is how the gravity gun will come to be...
well, at least they are using a torque wrench to tighten the bolts on the LHC
It will probably evolve in to a crowbar pretty soon.
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03 Jun 2010   #1163
kucing13

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
Gordon freeman in disguise... where's the headcrab?
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03 Jun 2010   #1164
ryo

 
 

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Which one do you choose??


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04 Jun 2010   #1165
kucing13

 

Google Products We'll Never See

1. Google Hitman Assistant - Find, schedule, and collect on all your assassinations with this suite of products.

2. Googlearchy - Tired of democracy? Install the government that everyone loves without annoying pop-up ads.

3. Google Smite - An extension of Google Earth; uses laser beams attached to satellites to exact revenge or just have some fun for paid subscribers.

4. Google Carnage - Use real-time satellite images to zoom in an see car, train, or plane crashes and other disasters.

5. Google Ogle - The hottest unsecured webcams on the Internet.


6. Googlebator - Google's first attempt at hardware; to be used in conjunction with Google Ogle

7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.

8. Google Telegraph - Dash-Dot, Dash-Dash-Dash, Dash


9. Google Gaggle - The only search engine for geese.


10. Google Invading Force - Some pesky third world country got you down? Send in the troops with Google's new troop management tool.


11. Gogoel - Search tool for dyslexics.
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04 Jun 2010   #1166
Kari

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by kucing13 View Post
Google Products We'll Never See

7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.
And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:

Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."
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04 Jun 2010   #1167
kucing13

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by kucing13 View Post
Google Products We'll Never See

7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.
And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:

Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."

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04 Jun 2010   #1168
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by kucing13 View Post
Google Products We'll Never See

7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.
And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:

Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."

and you'll see it on Google Carnage. Fun for all!
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04 Jun 2010   #1169
wallyinnc

Windows 7 x64 finally!
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:

Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."
I tried that. She said she didn't intend to pay anyway...
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04 Jun 2010   #1170
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

This was not actually intended as a joke, but it certainly is as funny as many jokes......an actual post in another forum today, by someone truly clueless!


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