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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

06 Jun 2010   #1211
kronckew

Win 7 ultimate x64 sp1
 
 

the aussies and kiwis inherited it from their scots ancestors that made the habit famous...

the scots are so proud of it they named a beer after the practice.

the welsh are also known for their sheep handling skills.
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06 Jun 2010   #1212
kucing13

 

You Know You're a High-Tech Worker When...

It's dark when you drive to and from work.

You see a good looking person and know it must be a visitor.

You've been sitting at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.

Your resume is on a USB drive aroudn your neck.

You learn about your layoff on CNN.

Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.

Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.

You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.

Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.

Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.

All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends.

10% of the people you work with (boss included) -- knows what they do.

Vacation is something you roll over to next year.

Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers" or "does something with satellites".
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06 Jun 2010   #1213
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by kronckew View Post
the aussies and kiwis inherited it from their scots ancestors that made the habit famous...

the scots are so proud of it they named a beer after the practice.

the welsh are also known for their sheep handling skills.
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06 Jun 2010   #1214
Kari

 

Here you go!
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06 Jun 2010   #1215
kucing13

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Here you go!
Nice link Kari..and the background song.. LMAO
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07 Jun 2010   #1216
severedsolo

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

Your Dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is barking at the front door. Which one do you let in first?

Well its up to you, but the dog will stop barking once you open the door
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07 Jun 2010   #1217
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by severedsolo View Post
Your Dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is barking at the front door. Which one do you let in first?

Well its up to you, but the dog will stop barking once you open the door
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07 Jun 2010   #1218
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by severedsolo View Post
Your Dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is barking at the front door. Which one do you let in first?

Well its up to you, but the dog will stop barking once you open the door


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08 Jun 2010   #1219
steve-pressman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
 
 

An English Condom company received an order from Russia for one hundred thousand condoms.

The dimensions were unusual: length — half a metre, diameter — ten centimetres.

The Company turned to Vince Cable the Business Secretary for advice: What should they do about it?

Vince Cable thought for a minute and then ordered:

'Make them!

Make them and stamp them: Made in England, medium size.'
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08 Jun 2010   #1220
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

These photo's are showing just before the pain begins...
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Should have been riding his Harley!

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He's getting the bull by the horns. Ouch!


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