Jokes Thread


  1. Posts : 256
    Win 7 ultimate x64 sp1
       #1211

    the aussies and kiwis inherited it from their scots ancestors that made the habit famous...

    the scots are so proud of it they named a beer after the practice. :)

    the welsh are also known for their sheep handling skills.
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  2. Posts : 1,747
    window's 7
       #1212

    You Know You're a High-Tech Worker When...

    It's dark when you drive to and from work.

    You see a good looking person and know it must be a visitor.

    You've been sitting at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.

    Your resume is on a USB drive aroudn your neck.

    You learn about your layoff on CNN.

    Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.

    Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

    Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.

    Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.

    Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.

    All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends.

    10% of the people you work with (boss included) -- knows what they do.

    Vacation is something you roll over to next year.

    Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers" or "does something with satellites".
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  3. Posts : 11,990
    Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
       #1213

    kronckew said:
    the aussies and kiwis inherited it from their scots ancestors that made the habit famous...

    the scots are so proud of it they named a beer after the practice. :)

    the welsh are also known for their sheep handling skills.
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  4. Posts : 17,545
    Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
       #1214

    Here you go!
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  5. Posts : 1,747
    window's 7
       #1215

    Kari said:
    Here you go!
    Nice link Kari..and the background song.. LMAO
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  6. Posts : 3,427
    Windows 10 Pro x64
       #1216

    Your Dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is barking at the front door. Which one do you let in first?

    Well its up to you, but the dog will stop barking once you open the door
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  7. Posts : 11,990
    Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
       #1217

    severedsolo said:
    Your Dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is barking at the front door. Which one do you let in first?

    Well its up to you, but the dog will stop barking once you open the door
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  8. Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       #1218

    severedsolo said:
    Your Dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is barking at the front door. Which one do you let in first?

    Well its up to you, but the dog will stop barking once you open the door


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  9. Posts : 842
    Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
       #1219

    An English Condom company received an order from Russia for one hundred thousand condoms.

    The dimensions were unusual: length — half a metre, diameter — ten centimetres.

    The Company turned to Vince Cable the Business Secretary for advice: What should they do about it?

    Vince Cable thought for a minute and then ordered:

    'Make them!

    Make them and stamp them: Made in England, medium size.'
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  10. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1220

    These photo's are showing just before the pain begins...
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    Should have been riding his Harley!

    Jokes Thread-image009.jpg
    He's getting the bull by the horns. Ouch!
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