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That's great!
Revenge so sweet helps to keep going: He can not help smiling whenever he starts to think her or the ruined marriage. And smiling heals.
There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD!'
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated with the little old lady.
Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: 'THERE IS NO LORD!'
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.
One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!
The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.
'PRAISE THE LORD!' she cried out. 'HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!'
The atheist neighbor jumped out and shouted:
'THERE IS NO LORD - I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!'
The little old lady shouted: 'PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!'
Good one, Tom!
Have you heard about the butler of Pope? He had served several Pope's, over 40 years. Every morning, precisely at 6 AM, his first job of the day was to wake the Pope up.
Over 40 years, every morning, he went to Pope's chanbers, opened the curtains, and woke the Pope up by saying "Good morning, your holiness. It's six o'clock, and our dear Lord has decided to give us a beautiful, sunny day", always according to the weather. On rainy days it would be "Good morning, your holiness. It's six o'clock, and our dear Lord has decided to give us some rain today" etc.
Whatever the weather was, whoever the Pope was, the answer was always the same: "I know, my son. God has already told that to me".
The butler could not believe the Pope always already knew the weather. So, the last day before the retirement, he once more went to Pope's chambers, opened the curtains, and said "Good morning, your holiness. It's six o'clock, and our dear Lord has decided to give us a beautiful, sunny day".
Once again, the Pope answered, even before opening his eyes: "I know, my son. God has already told that to me".
Laughing out loud, really :) ing and ing, jumping and running around the Pope's chambers, the butler could finally speak, and told the Pope: "Oh f*** you know! I knew this! It's past noon and it's raining cats and dogs out there!".
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
'You got Male
Yeah. Nice one Bright Blessings:) Welcome to Seven Forums. IDABIMS