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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

22 Jun 2010   #1281
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

An old man was driving down the 405 one morning when his cell phone rang.

"Oh Dear George" his wife said on the other end, "be careful, they just said on the news report that there's a driver going down the 405 the wrong way."

"George replied "It's not just one...there's hundreds of em"
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22 Jun 2010   #1282
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
An old man was driving down the 405 one morning when his cell phone rang.

"Oh Dear George" his wife said on the other end, "be careful, they just said on the news report that there's a driver going down the 405 the wrong way."

"George replied "It's not just one...there's hundreds of em"


LMAO!
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22 Jun 2010   #1283
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

Hello George Ted !!!
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22 Jun 2010   #1284
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf View Post
Hello George Ted !!!



Oh no, I've been found out!
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22 Jun 2010   #1285
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf View Post
Hello George Ted !!!



Oh no, I've been found out!
You've been found out about a long time ago!
Thanks again for you know what......from the possum
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22 Jun 2010   #1286
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 




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22 Jun 2010   #1287
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
Now I have a headache!
Sharpen the darn saw please...
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22 Jun 2010   #1288
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, this interview was over
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22 Jun 2010   #1289
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

wow. I wonder what Private Cosgrove is doing now.....
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22 Jun 2010   #1290
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Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Thorsen View Post
wow. I wonder what Private Cosgrove is doing now.....
He's posting on Win 8 Forum!
That's where he is post to be!
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