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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

25 Jun 2010   #1331
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

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25 Jun 2010   #1332
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
Bare Foot,
I remember as a kid having Spam as our supper (dinner now days).
The ingredients is not much different than they put in Hot Dogs.
Garbage in and Garbage out!
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25 Jun 2010   #1333
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

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Bare Foot,
I remember as a kid having Spam as our supper (dinner now days).
The ingredients is not much different than they put in Hot Dogs.
Garbage in and Garbage out!


I love Spam, fried, on a sandwich.
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25 Jun 2010   #1334
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

couple of things that made me smile


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25 Jun 2010   #1335
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
Bare Foot,
I remember as a kid having Spam as our supper (dinner now days).
The ingredients is not much different than they put in Hot Dogs.
Garbage in and Garbage out!


I love Spam, fried, on a sandwich.
On toasted bread or plain bread it didn't make any difference it was good!
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25 Jun 2010   #1336
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
Bare Foot,
I remember as a kid having Spam as our supper (dinner now days).
The ingredients is not much different than they put in Hot Dogs.
Garbage in and Garbage out!
Ditto, Dennis. Mom usually fried it.
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26 Jun 2010   #1337
kronckew

Win 7 ultimate x64 sp1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by zigzag3143 View Post
Shush the mods are coming.



p.s. - love baked spam with cloves and the brown sugar & mustard sauce (recipe that came on the tins).
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27 Jun 2010   #1338
zigzag3143

Win 8 Release candidate 8400
 
 

I no longer hear the voices in my head


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27 Jun 2010   #1339
BrightBlessings

Win7 Pro-64 Bit
 
 

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.


She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest wang."
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27 Jun 2010   #1340
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.


She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest wang."
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