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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

27 Jun 2010   #1351
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by WindowsStar View Post
A chicken and an egg were in bed. After they finished making love the egg rolled over and said, "Well now we know the answer to that question!"
Theres a cartoon of this one somewhere! I cant find it anywhere anymore
Its the chicken and egg in bed, and the chicken is smoking a cigarette.
The caption of the pic is 'Mystery Solved'

If you can find it, please post it.
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27 Jun 2010   #1352
sergiogarcia9

 

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27 Jun 2010   #1353
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

HUMOR :These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day....


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
8-years old. Hateful little b******. Bites!


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES:
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog - able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG:
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.Better be a big reward.


COWS... NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK:
$300. Hardly used. Call Chubby.


GEORGIA PEACHES:
California grown - 89 cents/lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer. $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE...
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.


And the best one?


FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything
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27 Jun 2010   #1354
xarden

Windows 7 Enterprise
 
 

Minus the caption, but thats the one! Cheers bud.
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28 Jun 2010   #1355
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
 
 

RUMOR : John Milton wrote Paradise Lost after he got married , and he wrote Paradise Regined after his wife died .
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28 Jun 2010   #1356
elsuirad

Windows® 7 Home Basic 64bit, Build 7600
 
 

Which one of these?


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28 Jun 2010   #1357
Kirsch

Windows 7 Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by elsuirad View Post
Which one of these?
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29 Jun 2010   #1358
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

The explanation Men have been waiting for...

While creating Wives, God promised Men that good and ideal
Wives would be abundantly found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round.....
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29 Jun 2010   #1359
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
The explanation Men have been waiting for...

While creating Wives, God promised Men that good and ideal
Wives would be abundantly found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round.....
No wonder I haven't found one yet!
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29 Jun 2010   #1360
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

Related:


God created man and named him Adam. Adam lived in the Garden of Eden for quite some time and then one day God came to him.

God said "Adam, I see you here everyday walking around in the garden, but I have come to think that you might be lonely. So I am going to create another creature with which you can interact with. She will be called Eve. She will be everything you hope for and the most beautiful creature you have ever seen. More wonderful than any of my creations. She will tend to your every need, care for you, feed you, comfort you. She will do your bidding as you ask and respect your wishes through and through. She will do all this and ask of nothing in return. But as I see fit, I will require something from you in return."

Adam after hearing all this was delighted and said "What do you ask of me Lord?"

"It will cost you an arm, your left foot, a rib, your right collar-bone and your left testicle"




After a long pause contemplating this arrangement, Adam replied "What can I get for a rib?"
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