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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

30 Jun 2010   #1371
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Sucked me in!
Me too!
Me too But know, Who is the first man scrolled down ?

It is DocBrown , who posted it.
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30 Jun 2010   #1372
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

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God created man and named him Adam. Adam lived in the Garden of Eden for quite some time and then one day God came to him.

God said "Adam, I see you here everyday walking around in the garden, but I have come to think that you might be lonely. So I am going to create another creature with which you can interact with. She will be called Eve. She will be everything you hope for and the most beautiful creature you have ever seen. More wonderful than any of my creations. She will tend to your every need, care for you, feed you, comfort you. She will do your bidding as you ask and respect your wishes through and through. She will do all this and ask of nothing in return. But as I see fit, I will require something from you in return."

Adam after hearing all this was delighted and said "What do you ask of me Lord?"

"It will cost you an arm, your left foot, a rib, your right collar-bone and your left testicle"




After a long pause contemplating this arrangement, Adam replied "What can I get for a rib?"

Sounds about right!
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30 Jun 2010   #1373
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

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God created man and named him Adam. Adam lived in the Garden of Eden for quite some time and then one day God came to him.

God said "Adam, I see you here everyday walking around in the garden, but I have come to think that you might be lonely. So I am going to create another creature with which you can interact with. She will be called Eve. She will be everything you hope for and the most beautiful creature you have ever seen. More wonderful than any of my creations. She will tend to your every need, care for you, feed you, comfort you. She will do your bidding as you ask and respect your wishes through and through. She will do all this and ask of nothing in return. But as I see fit, I will require something from you in return."

Adam after hearing all this was delighted and said "What do you ask of me Lord?"

"It will cost you an arm, your left foot, a rib, your right collar-bone and your left testicle"




After a long pause contemplating this arrangement, Adam replied "What can I get for a rib?"

Sounds about right!
I wonder what we would've gotten if we offered an arm, left foot or right collar bone?
Probably something like this................
Attachment 82372

Be careful what you ask for! You may get somebody that looks and acts like we do!
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30 Jun 2010   #1374
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Right..... THWolves.. .. sometimes it's best for us to leave a few things alone.
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30 Jun 2010   #1375
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

THWolves .. when I see my Sig.. you made me above... it appears to overflow the page.. do I need to shrink it a bit or can you downsize it a bit for me plz ?
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30 Jun 2010   #1376
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
THWolves .. when I see my Sig.. you made me above... it appears to overflow the page.. do I need to shrink it a bit or can you downsize it a bit for me plz ?
Here it is LPT
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I am going to work on your sig some more if you don't mind.


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30 Jun 2010   #1377
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

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THWolves .. when I see my Sig.. you made me above... it appears to overflow the page.. do I need to shrink it a bit or can you downsize it a bit for me plz ?
Here it is LPT
Attachment 82414

I am going to work on your sig some more if you don't mind.
Hi that's fine.. just take your time.. there's no rush you may want
to do it after you recoup from today.. which will be great.
Thank you.
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30 Jun 2010   #1378
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

THWolves thank you for this newer version..
Let's see how it looks on the page now.
I'm sure it's going to look really good.
I just peeked after posting this .. looks Great!!!!
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01 Jul 2010   #1379
BrightBlessings

Win7 Pro-64 Bit
 
 

A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.

The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for fifteen dollars your bird can go in the cage with mine."
The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What are you waiting for??"
Finally, the guy says all right and hands over the fifteen dollars.
The vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird, closes the curtain. Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" Feathers come flying out of the cage.
The vet says, "Holy gee," and runs across the room and opens the curtain. The male bird has the female bird down on the bottom of the cage, pulling out all her feathers. He's saying, "For fifteen bucks, I want you naked. Naked!"
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01 Jul 2010   #1380
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

pay attention!


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