Jokes Thread

THW.. thank you so very much..:) I know you all are ...
I know you would do anything in your power for me..I'm so blessed..
You are correct, I'm never really alone.. The Lord is alyways with and in me.
The Sig was made for me along with one for Carl.. By elsuirad.. he made
this for me for July 4th.. Attachment 82831
I hope I didn't sound too needy..I didn't mean to be at all.
hugs

LADYPINKtomato1 said:

THW.. thank you so very much..:) I know you all are ...
I know you would do anything in your power for me..I'm so blessed..
You are correct, I'm never really alone.. The Lord is alyways with and in me.
The Sig was made for me along with one for Carl.. By elsuirad.. he made
this for me for July 4th.. Attachment 82831
I hope I didn't sound too needy..I didn't mean to be at all.
hugs

Maybe I am slow on the uptake today, but did your avatar just change too? It certainly matches the new sig.

CarlTR6 said:

LADYPINKtomato1 said:

I find no fun in living alone.. it's not for me.. yet that's what I'm doing.

I agree, LPT; I did not like living alone.

Carl hi.. wanted to wish you and your wife a great July 4th..
if you can get away on the bike be careful.. but enjoy the time .. I know you
love to get out and ride for pleasure..I also hope by now your Dad has made good progress in his recovery from the pneumonia.. bless his heart that really can be a big setback .. especially at his age.
Prayers for him, long with other needs in the family.
hugs

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noobvious said:

LADYPINKtomato1 said:

THW.. thank you so very much..:) I know you all are ...
I know you would do anything in your power for me..I'm so blessed..
You are correct, I'm never really alone.. The Lord is alyways with and in me.
The Sig was made for me along with one for Carl.. By elsuirad.. he made
this for me for July 4th.. Attachment 82831
I hope I didn't sound too needy..I didn't mean to be at all.
hugs

Maybe I am slow on the uptake today, but did your avatar just change too? It certainly matches the new sig.

noob hi.. you are right on target.. I had the flag.. so decided to use it along with my new July 4th sig..
Thank you for your very keen eye... I added the Sig .. then the avitar late today... after returning from dinner with my gf.
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LADYPINKtomato1 said:

CarlTR6 said:

LADYPINKtomato1 said:

I find no fun in living alone.. it's not for me.. yet that's what I'm doing.

I agree, LPT; I did not like living alone.

Carl hi.. wanted to wish you and your wife a great July 4th..
if you can get away on the bike be careful.. but enjoy the time .. I know you
love to get out and ride for pleasure..I also hope by now your Dad has made good progress in his recovery from the pneumonia.. bless his heart that really can be a big setback .. especially at his age.
Prayers for him, long with other needs in the family.
hugs

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Thank you, LPT. I think we will stick close to home on the 4th; but we are heading to the panhandle on
tuesday to spend the rest of the week with my youngest daughter and her family and my son and his family. We are all meeting up in Destin. Mae Lyne's oldest daughter will join us, too.

Dad bounced back well; his stamina is building every day. The trip he and I made to Redmond, WA forced him to to walk and do things and his recovery was astounding. Thak you for thinking of him; that was very kind.

I wish you a very Happy Independence Day!

Carl that's wonderful.. about your Dad...
I really love Destin.. I hope to get down there before too much longer..
maybre next spring.. if possible.. Enjoy your family time together..I hope the beaches are clean.. from what I've read and heard they seem to be so far.

BrightBlessings said:

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Lol, some new ones to me :)

A Guy :)

BrightBlessings said:

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

LMAO!