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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

09 Jul 2010   #1461
sandrav

Windows 7
 
 

It's green colored and stands on ski's....



Skiwi



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09 Jul 2010   #1462
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

A young woman, tired of having to work, decides to marry a rich husband in his 70's.

On their honeymoon night, they go to their bedrooms and as the bride is undressing, she hears a knock on the door. She opens it, and there is her husband, obviously "ready to go."

He enters, they make passionate love for about 20 minutes, and then he kisses her and leaves.

About 15 minutes later, as she is lying in bed, reading a magazine, she hears a knock on the door. She goes to open it, and there is her new husband, looking at her, and she can tell he's "ready to go."

They make passionate love for about 30 minutes, he then tenderly kisses her cheek, and departs.

As the new bride is starting to doze off, she hears a knock on the door. Looking at the clock she see's only 1/2 an hour has gone by.

She opens the door, and there is her husband. He grabs her hand, kisses her and they make passionate love.

As they finish, she whispers in his ear "Wow Honey, you are one Tiger! I know men in their 20's that have problems making it once or twice, let alone three times!"

With a quizzical look, he says "You mean I've already been here?"
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09 Jul 2010   #1463
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

I didn't write this.. I'm just passing it along.An observation of mine only..
we just think differently.

AnEnglish professor wrote the words:







"A woman without her man is nothing"

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.


All of the males in the class wrote:





"A woman, without her man, is nothing."









All the females in the class wrote:






"A woman: without her, man is nothing."


















Punctuation is powerful
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09 Jul 2010   #1464
derekimo

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Win 10 Pro x64
 
 

I guess it depends on WHO's doing the punctuation.
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09 Jul 2010   #1465
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

derek....exactly...lol......
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09 Jul 2010   #1466
derekimo

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Win 10 Pro x64
 
 

Hi LPt,
How you been?
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09 Jul 2010   #1467
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by derekimo View Post
Hi LPt,
How you been?
derek hi ya..I'm great.. it's been really hot here.. I've been hibernating inside under the AC..
Always nice to see you here....I've been catching up after a few days in Branson. Mo with my Sister.. we had a great time... taking a few special things.. along with a lot of shopping and great restaurants.
I hope all is well with you.
Enjoy your weekend!!!!..[ATTACH]84325[/ATTACH]
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09 Jul 2010   #1468
derekimo

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Win 10 Pro x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by derekimo View Post
Hi LPt,
How you been?
derek hi ya..I'm great.. it's been really hot here.. I've been hibernating inside under the AC..
Always nice to see you here....I've been catching up after a few days in Branson. Mo with my Sister.. we had a great time... taking a few special things.. along with a lot of shopping and great restaurants.
I hope all is well with you.
Enjoy your weekend!!!!..[ATTACH]84325[/ATTACH]
Thank you,
You have a great weekend too!
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10 Jul 2010   #1469
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

Romance


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10 Jul 2010   #1470
Capt.Jack Sparrow

Windows 7 Ultimate - 64-bit | Windows 8 Pro - 64-bit
 
 

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