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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

14 Jul 2010   #1521
elsuirad

Windows® 7 Home Basic 64bit, Build 7600
 
 
SORRY...

I would like to make an apology to the Admin and Mods on my last post here on this thread. I know it's not good to do that, and it was my mistake.

Again sorry and thanks for the reminder.
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14 Jul 2010   #1522
Jonathan_King

Windows 7 Professional x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by elsuirad View Post
I would like to make an apology to the Admin and Mods on my last post here on this thread. I know it's not good to do that, and it was my mistake.

Again sorry and thanks for the reminder.
No worries. The goal is to not do it again, not go about feeling bad about it.
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14 Jul 2010   #1523
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

My Hero!

“I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired'?
Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background,
and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, and other alcoholic beverages into urine”
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14 Jul 2010   #1524
Kari

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
My Hero!

“I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired'?
Well, I'm fortunate to be interested in a chemistry,
and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, and other alcoholic beverages into urine”

A shame I can not rep you! I'm going to use this answer every time someone asks what do I do now when retired.

Do I have your permission to change some words (my version in red), for that statement to be more truthful?
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14 Jul 2010   #1525
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
My Hero!

“I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired'?
Well, I'm fortunate to be interested in a chemistry,
and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, and other alcoholic beverages into urine”

A shame I can not rep you! I'm going to use this answer every time someone asks what do I do now when retired.

Do I have your permission to change some words (my version in red), for that statement to be more truthful?
Kari,
You have my permission to do whatever you want with this joke.
Somehow I knew you would be one of the first to reply to it.
I am not looking for reps anyway.
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14 Jul 2010   #1526
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
My Hero!

“I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired'?
Well, I'm fortunate to be interested in a chemistry,
and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, and other alcoholic beverages into urine”

A shame I can not rep you! I'm going to use this answer every time someone asks what do I do now when retired.

Do I have your permission to change some words (my version in red), for that statement to be more truthful?
Kari,
You have my permission to do whatever you want with this joke.
Somehow I knew you would be one of the first to reply to it.
I am not looking for reps anyway.
I heard you had been working out , Dennis....looks like all those reps paid off!
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14 Jul 2010   #1527
derekimo

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Win 10 Pro x64
 
 

This is how he's been doing his reps.
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14 Jul 2010   #1528
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by derekimo View Post
This is how he's been doing his reps.
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15 Jul 2010   #1529
The icon

Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
 
 
Listening to Love

Q. How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
A. Collect!


Q. What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A. A party line!


Q. How does a barber make phone calls?
A. He cuts them short.


Q. Why didn't the mummy want a telephone?
A. He always got too wrapped up in his calls!
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15 Jul 2010   #1530
The icon

Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
 
 
some of these makes sense !! ^_^

Q. What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
A. Bell-bottoms!

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