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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

20 Jul 2010   #1561
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

Did it twice with no mistakes, all within 40 seconds.

As for the 3rd words, speak for yourself!
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20 Jul 2010   #1562
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quick Check for Alzheimer's (I am still okay wow wwwww )

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!


1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9 This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12 This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from
the top down
Sure glad I'm not 40 yet!
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20 Jul 2010   #1563
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quick Check for Alzheimer's (I am still okay wow wwwww )

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!


1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9 This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12 This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from
the top down

You got me!

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20 Jul 2010   #1564
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quick Check for Alzheimer's (I am still okay wow wwwww )

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!


1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9 This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12 This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from
the top down

You got me!
Attachment 86455
Howdy, ye olde farte!
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20 Jul 2010   #1565
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post


You got me!
Attachment 86455
Howdy, ye olde farte!


Howdy Dwarf!
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20 Jul 2010   #1566
Joan Archer

Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit
 
 

Those last few jokes had me Jokes Thread-roflmao.gif


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20 Jul 2010   #1567
Thorsen

Win7 Home Premium 64x
 
 

Old Arny pulled one of these:

*Warning strong language in link to Huffington Post
Schwarzenegger: F-Bomb In Veto Letter Was "Wild Coincidence"

*Warning F-bomb - read the first letter of each sentence ....


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20 Jul 2010   #1568
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

A tap on the shoulder

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him of the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and crashed straight through a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said

"are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me..."


The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said

"I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."


The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years..."

A Guy
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20 Jul 2010   #1569
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
A tap on the shoulder

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him of the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and crashed straight through a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said

"are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me..."


The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said

"I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."


The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years..."

A Guy
Good one..
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21 Jul 2010   #1570
steve-pressman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
 
 

Old Lady

A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much. I only bought 5 items.

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too. "

Do not trust all little Old Ladies..
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