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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

22 Jul 2010   #1581
The Howling Wolves

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by steve-pressman View Post
Hmmm it was for the husband there was no cat


Steve
Steve,
I would like to continue with another scenario but I would get banned!
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22 Jul 2010   #1582
A Guy

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Good one gladson


Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by steve-pressman View Post
New Panties


A Guy
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23 Jul 2010   #1583
steve-pressman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
 
 
Not really a Joke but funny anyway

Frustrated by the routine release of women convicted of misdemeanor prostitution, one judge in San Francisco set a hooker's bail at $5 billion.

In 1981 Deuel Wilhelm Davies of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, was sentenced to 10,000 years in prison for a triple murder, one of his victims being his mother-in-law.

A man in Winthrop, Maine, divorced his wife because she "wore earplugs whenever his mother came to visit."

In 1995 Leon Taylor, convicted of murdering a man during a 1994 robbery in Kansas City, Missouri, was sentenced to death, PLUS life in prison, with an additional 315 years tacked on for good measure.
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24 Jul 2010   #1584
steve-pressman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
 
 

A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???"

The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."

The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."

The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"

The doc says,"It's your penis. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."

The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"

The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."

The guy says, "Dddo it!"

The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!"

The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"
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24 Jul 2010   #1585
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

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There should be a "Joke Guru" badge for you , Steve . You are awesome
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24 Jul 2010   #1586
steve-pressman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
 
 

HA HA Thanks Arc I do my best
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24 Jul 2010   #1587
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by steve-pressman View Post
HA HA Thanks Arc I do my best
Grrrrrrrr8 jjjjjjjjooookkkeee SSSSSttttevve!
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24 Jul 2010   #1588
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

So apparently not everyone is seeing the same thing from that link, so instead, I am going to post a snip of the image that came up.


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24 Jul 2010   #1589
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

If her husband believed her I have some property for him in the Desert up for sale.
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24 Jul 2010   #1590
Joan Archer

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 32 bit/Windows 10 64bit
 
 

Found this today.

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