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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

03 Aug 2010   #1731
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

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I got us a new doormat ... my wife doesn't think it's funny
I love it! You wife has no sense of humor. :y114:
That's what I keep telling her...you should have seen her that one night after I shaved "KICK ME" on the neighbors cat

(Well....it sounded like a good idea after a couple drinks)
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03 Aug 2010   #1732
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

Pre-take off announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight. This is true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao.

Chinese Air Stewardess :
"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to waycome you on board our Bowling 737 fom Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my kew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m.. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill." (thank you)
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03 Aug 2010   #1733
Kirsch

Windows 7 Ultimate
 
 

lol Dinesh I'm so confused
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03 Aug 2010   #1734
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

They are still learning to speak in the English language.
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03 Aug 2010   #1735
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Copper Wire


After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New Yorkscientist found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to
the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.




Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a
California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a Story in the LA Times read: " California archaeologists, finding of 200
year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than
the New Yorkers"

One week later. A local newspaper in Texas reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Maypearl , Texas ,Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas
had already gone wireless".


Just makes a person proud to live in Texas !
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03 Aug 2010   #1736
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Dinesh I think I've talked to that same guy when I've needed tech support
from my DSL company...lol
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03 Aug 2010   #1737
Kirsch

Windows 7 Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
Copper Wire

LOL That's good!!
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03 Aug 2010   #1738
whs
Microsoft MVP

Vista, Windows7, Mint Mate, Zorin, Windows 8
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dinesh View Post
Pre-take off announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight. This is true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao.

Chinese Air Stewardess :
"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to waycome you on board our Bowling 737 fom Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my kew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m.. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill." (thank you)
Here is an American version

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03 Aug 2010   #1739
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dinesh View Post
Pre-take off announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight. This is true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao.

Chinese Air Stewardess :
"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to waycome you on board our Bowling 737 fom Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my kew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m.. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill." (thank you)
Sound like their game directions....directions for WHAT game I have no idea....


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03 Aug 2010   #1740
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
I got us a new doormat ... my wife doesn't think it's funny
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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
I got us a new doormat ... my wife doesn't think it's funny
I love it! You wife has no sense of humor. :y114:
That's what I keep telling her...you should have seen her that one night after I shaved "KICK ME" on the neighbors cat

(Well....it sounded like a good idea after a couple drinks)
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