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Jokes Thread
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New #1732
Pre-take off announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight. This is true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao.
Chinese Air Stewardess :
"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to waycome you on board our Bowling 737 fom Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my kew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m.. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill." (thank you)
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New #1735
Copper Wire
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New Yorkscientist found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to
the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a
California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a Story in the LA Times read: " California archaeologists, finding of 200
year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than
the New Yorkers"
One week later. A local newspaper in Texas reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Maypearl , Texas ,Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas
had already gone wireless".
Just makes a person proud to live in Texas !
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New #1736
Dinesh I think I've talked to that same guy when I've needed tech support
from my DSL company...lol
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New #1739
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