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> The Polish Divorce:
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> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
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> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
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> One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
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> and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
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> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
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> and asked him the following questions:
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> Have you any grounds?
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> Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
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> No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
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> It made of concrete.
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> I don't think you understand.
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> Does either of you have a real grudge?
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> No, we have carport, and not need one.
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> I mean what are your relations like?
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> All my relations still in Poland ...
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> Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
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> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
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> Does your wife beat you up?
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> No, I always up before her.
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> Is your wife a nagger?
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> No, she white.
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> Why do you want this divorce?
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> She going to kill me.
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> What makes you think that?
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> I got proof.
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> What kind of proof?
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> SHE IS GOING TO POISON ME !!!!
> She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
> I can read English pretty good, and it say:
> Polish Remover