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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

08 Aug 2010   #1811
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Joan Archer View Post
I didn't think it would be Dinesh, I would expect you to have more sense than the person who owned that one
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08 Aug 2010   #1812
BugMeister

Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
 
 



ninja's preparing a black pudding for supper..
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08 Aug 2010   #1813
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Joan Archer View Post
I didn't think it would be Dinesh, I would expect you to have more sense than the person who owned that one
That's probably one of the people that calls him at work asking for help with their PC!
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08 Aug 2010   #1814
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by noobvious View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Joan Archer View Post
I didn't think it would be Dinesh, I would expect you to have more sense than the person who owned that one
That's probably one of the people that calls him at work asking for help with their PC!
You found it.
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08 Aug 2010   #1815
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

For bird lover's...
How to tell which is male and which is female!
Jokes Thread-female-versus-male.gif

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No further comment needed..


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08 Aug 2010   #1816
derekimo

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Win 10 Pro x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
For bird lover's...
How to tell which is male and which is female!
Attachment 90231

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No further comment needed..

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08 Aug 2010   #1817
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
For bird lover's...
How to tell which is male and which is female!
Attachment 90231

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No further comment needed..
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09 Aug 2010   #1818
gladson1976

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 (XP, 98SE, 95, 3.11, DOS 7.10 on VM) + Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Lucid Lynx
 
 
M&M Duels

M&M Duels

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.
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10 Aug 2010   #1819
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.

So what's the problem????????"


-- Jay Leno
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10 Aug 2010   #1820
Kirsch

Windows 7 Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BugMeister View Post


ninja's preparing a black pudding for supper..

Guy on the left reminds me of Techno Viking

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