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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

12 Aug 2010   #1861
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

I'm still laughing from the joke .. Glad you liked it also.
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12 Aug 2010   #1862
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
Patience is a virtue


A woman in a super market is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson...




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12 Aug 2010   #1863
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

Quote:
A woman in a super market is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson...
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12 Aug 2010   #1864
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

Where your dog is secretly going


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12 Aug 2010   #1865
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

You can tell I love Little Boys :

A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one.

He was still in Genesis when something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a very large old tree leaf that had been pressed between the pages of the Bible long ago."Momma, look what I found!" the boy called out.

"What do you have there?" his mother asked.

With astonishment in his voice, the young boy answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
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12 Aug 2010   #1866
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
You can tell I love Little Boys :

A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one.

He was still in Genesis when something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a very large old tree leaf that had been pressed between the pages of the Bible long ago."Momma, look what I found!" the boy called out.

"What do you have there?" his mother asked.

With astonishment in his voice, the young boy answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
Cute!!
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12 Aug 2010   #1867
xarden

Windows 7 Enterprise
 
 

My 200th post, so I'l make a joke:
Why'd the chicken cross the road?


To get to the other side!


Oh... I guess you've heard that one before...
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13 Aug 2010   #1868
Dom

Windows Seven Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by xarden View Post
My 200th post, so I'l make a joke:
Why'd the chicken cross the road?


To get to the other side!


Oh... I guess you've heard that one before...
That ones new to me!
Congratulations!!
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13 Aug 2010   #1869
ZaLiTH

Win 10 x64 Pro x64 / Ubuntu 15.10 x64
 
 

I got a couple brilliant emails recently from a friend, thought I'd share the jokes here:

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The women rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologise. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes, "the man replied. But, he was in obvious agony, lying on the ground in the fatal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.


At her persistence however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hand away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hand inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked "How does that feel"?

He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken"


Quote:
An elderly widower had owned and lived on a large property in outback Queensland for many years. A long time ago, when his wife was young, he had made a dam in the lower paddock into a perfect spot for swimming, sheltered by mature mango and avocado trees. He'd placed picnic tables there.

One hot afternoon he went down with a 10-litre bucket to bring back some of the ripe fruit hanging in abundance. As he neared the dam he heard voices shouting and laughing. A few steps more and he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping, splashing happily in the water.

They became suddenly aware of his presence and uttering maidenly shrieks swam to the deep end. One called to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man waved a dismissive hand. "I didn't come down to spy on you
ladies or make you get out of the dam naked," he assured them. Holding up the bucket up so they could see it, he said: "I'm here to feed the crocodile."

Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.
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13 Aug 2010   #1870
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

You know you're using a REALLY old computer when you launch it & this comes up


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