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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

13 Aug 2010   #1871
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

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You know you're using a REALLY old computer when you launch it & this comes up
I remember those!
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13 Aug 2010   #1872
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Now I know why I couldn't sleep last night!
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Just trying to keep pace with A Guy, Derek, Richard and BFK


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13 Aug 2010   #1873
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

@ZaLiTH, those are good.
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13 Aug 2010   #1874
PooMan UK

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit
 
 

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13 Aug 2010   #1875
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

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13 Aug 2010   #1876
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

A must read for Grandparents..
(Those who aren't will love it, too.)

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'

The little boy nodded 'yes'.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head.

Do you understand all that?'

The little boy nodded 'yes' again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb ass', is it?

The little boy shook his head 'NO'.

'GOOD', said the coach.

'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.'
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13 Aug 2010   #1877
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Having been a Little League coach...
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14 Aug 2010   #1878
rangsun

windows 7
 
 
short but sweet!

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14 Aug 2010   #1879
Darician

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1
 
 

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
You know you're using a REALLY old computer when you launch it & this comes up
I remember those!
Streets of SimCity. Right on the menu loading screen. Damn, that was a while ago.
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14 Aug 2010   #1880
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
 
 

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This caution is for alligators ..... I hope
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