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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

17 Oct 2009   #181
TheSchaft

Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Antman View Post
This post DID self-destruct.

But I got the schaft anyway.
Ah, the post self-destructed, but TheSchaft saved it.

(Is that badge gold or brass?)

"What has been seen cannot be unseen."
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17 Oct 2009   #182
Antman

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by TheSchaft View Post
...Is that badge gold or brass?...
The badge is gold. Brass are the other two things.

I did not think my wave function would collapse here as the Great Redactor might come along and clean up my smaller messes.
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17 Oct 2009   #183
TheSchaft

Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Antman View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by TheSchaft View Post
...Is that badge gold or brass?...
The badge is gold. Brass are the other two things.

I did not think my wave function would collapse here as the Great Redactor might come along and clean up my smaller messes.

TheSchaft is a kind and loving person.

Your response shall be edited out so that the Great Redactor will not have reason to chastise you.
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17 Oct 2009   #184
Antman

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by TheSchaft View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Antman View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by TheSchaft View Post
...Is that badge gold or brass?...
The badge is gold. Brass are the other two things.

I did not think my wave function would collapse here as the Great Redactor might come along and clean up my smaller messes.

TheSchaft is a kind and loving person.

Your response shall be edited out so that the Great Redactor will not have reason to chastise you.
Chuckle. This thread is my light work.
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18 Oct 2009   #185
echrada

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,

He dialled the employers home phone number and was greeted with a
Child’s whisper.

"Hello"

"Is your daddy home?" he asked

"Yes" whispered the small voice

"May I talk with him?"

"No"

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mummy there?"

"Yes"

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No"

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
Asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes, whispered the boy, "a policeman"

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he’s busy", whispered the child

"Busy doing what?"

Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman", came the answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter, through
the Earpiece on the phone, the boss asked , "What’s that noise?"

"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?!", demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed The
helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked , "What are
they searching For?!!."

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled
giggle............



"ME".
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18 Oct 2009   #186
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Hello Echrada, that's rather appropriate as this just happened a couple days ago.

Boy, 6, floats away in homemade balloon in Colo.
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18 Oct 2009   #187
Antman

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
Hello Echrada, that's rather appropriate as this just happened a couple days ago.

Boy, 6, floats away in homemade balloon in Colo.
Scam. Fraud.
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18 Oct 2009   #188
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Antman View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
Hello Echrada, that's rather appropriate as this just happened a couple days ago.

Boy, 6, floats away in homemade balloon in Colo.
Scam. Fraud.

Have you seen that the cops are having 'conversations' with them?
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18 Oct 2009   #189
Tews

64-bit Windows 8.1 Pro
 
 

The Local Sheriff said this morning that the case has been referred to Federal Prosecutors for charges to be filed on Monday... This guy deserves everything he gets...
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18 Oct 2009   #190
Antman

 

Colorado will submit an invoice to the father, at a minimum.

What I failed to grasp, at the time of the event, was how no one could tell that there was no object inside the balloon.
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